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boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

annoyedpenis:

i literally am my url

waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions
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thepenguinsoftexas:

masterjedijuniior:

i need friends like this 

I will be that friend

i just need friends in particular 

Do you ever feel like you’re not anyone’s first priority? There’s always someone else who is more important to text, to talk to, to hang out with. You just feel like that friend that’s in the background and not really important. You’re just the friend that’s put second, and never put first. Not once. Not at all.

maridoodles:

just so we’re clear

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh